Lady on the Train!

Its funny how the strangest things always seem to happen to me...

Well it was a Friday afternoon and i was going back home to the OC from SB and i was on the Amtrak train.. Luckily enough for me my friend Chanelle was going home too so she sat next to me...but she was going to LA so i knew that she'd be leavin me. The Conductor forewarned everybody that it was a friday and that the train usually gets soo full that people usually have to stand or sit on the floor but for some reason i didnt really believe him. When we got to LA Chanelle and I said our goodbyes. After she got off i realized the train starting to fill up slowly...One by one the seats were getting taken...but the seat next to me was still open.. and then i hear the loudest and most ridiculous laugh ive ever heard...i didnt even turn around i just prayed that they wouldnt sit next to me. But with my luck this rather sweaty big bellied woman put her sweater down in the seat next to me and asked is anybody sittin here??? i wanted to lie so bad but i couldnt even speak i was soo mad i just shoook my head and she plopped down next to me. For about the next five mins i listened to her half of the phone conversation which went a lil something like this....
lady- omgggg i cant wait to see u big daddy!
lady- omgggg noo i wont make a sex video with u when i get there (laughs loudly)
lady- Big Daddy im on the train i cant do that
lady- (laughs loudly) i cant sit here havin phone sex theres ppl all around me!
lady- dont hang up on me
lady-Hello....Big Daddy...Damn
i just sit there is disbelief like i cant believe this lady but then she starts talkin to me like
lady-I'm usually not this crazy i just am going to see my boyfriend today and its been 2 months
me- O ok
lady- I'm coming all the way from tracy to see him in San Diego!!
me- wow thats far!
(this is when i started thinkin she met him off the internet lol)
lady- omg im soo excited i gotta do my make up and straighten my hair
me-on the train
lady- yeaaa (as she pulls out her whole make up kit)
once again i couldnt believe this...
then when she was done she pulled out her straightener and right there on the train started straightenin her hair!!! and had the nerve to ask me to help hahahah
Lets just say it was a long ride back to the OC smh